how many napkins can you fit in your hole??

"the good thing about it being too low, is that it's not too high..." -Poppa Fast

fashion show- pony boy

"I can't handle the pressure."-Spinks

"keep the fan on you bastard!" -Ryan Park

"Soul skaters can't Nollie Flipp..." -Freebs

"...just look at his stupid face." -Jess Atmore

"Crime equals terrorism these days..." -Todd

"too many kittens, not enough boobies" -SAGmoen

"I got kicked out of Sam Roberts for smoking weed..." Lucas Hodges

"my first slowdance was in the woods," -Goth busride

"your shit's fucked? I've got the Caribeeners set-up over here..." -S.V.

"Norm, I take you to the hill... if the light is red, you die." -Lil' Christian
"I heard that Canadians,, are afraid of the dark" -Flavs

"A Unicorn could mangle a full-grown bear, people just don't realize... the terror" -Jess Atmore

Its all pipes!! whats the difference!!! - costanza

We'll always have pancakes.. - jerry

"Sammy Sosa went white" -Sagmoen

"but I don't wanna be a bee keeper..."

"...and she was just laying there like a fucking stunned pigeon on Independence day..." -Bigguns
"Bless It, Bless It, Bless It..." -Essentials
"I love so many kittens!" -Georgio
"what happened to the Coffee?..."
"Coffee turned into Beer." -Park

"D Nix. whaddap!?"
"...bout to hit the bong... give me a sec?"

Ten AM Session hahaha

"hey Jerry, have you ever been to Canada?..."

"awhazdat boy?"

"have you ever been to Canada?"

"...ev I ever lived in a Caravan!?...

why sure I has, I usetabe in teh Hell's Angels, travelling gipsies we was..."

-Jerry from Ireland