"I got spag on that program afterall, he and everybody else that used to come through the house would laugh and point everymorning as I directed my junk to the corner and proceeded to lather by anus, nutsack and genitals with Nivea cream for men, and the jokes didnt stop there seeing as I wasn't wearing underwear and usually had holes in the buttox of my pants..."

sometimes I can't believe I type this shit