allright, this isint topping the list of most important subjects, but I do feel the need to touch base and say a little something about this event,
today, upon logging on to some bullshit of a community website,, a (girl)friend of mine wrote this statement for the world to read aloud and comment upon:

"Boys are just fish with a ten second memory span that are fascinated by shiney objects and vaginas." Say amen ladies.

and believe me,
it seems many 'ladies' feel the same...
plenty of praise and amens were laid down

now, I'm not going to lie,
I know I have some A.D.D. going on,, and my love of shiny objects and vagina's are a high life priority. But this quote got me thinking as to what I could say about women, or girls really.
My obvious childhood answer was a thought about squirrels and nuts in their mouth, but seeing as that's not a fair/true statement, but quite funny, I went out the door to work with the thought still lingering. the streets were still wet, so I had a nice walk, and by the time I reached work I had to grab a pen and paper, because my friends,, it did come to me;

girls are like showers:
some are hot,
some are cold,
most are in-between

they can all make you feel a certain way, (and usually pretty good),

they're easy to turn on,
yet quite complicated inside,

most vary in size, pressure, odour, and colour
and, not only that...
but it's easy to keep them on you if you pay the bills and clean the pipes!

not bad hey?
but really,,
on a more sad and ironic side, every chance I have to make a wish, what is the first thing I think of? how nice it would be to have a beautiful smiling nude soapy woman in my morning routine. I mean come on,, you know?